lonniiii:

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

Are u taking cabbage for walks?

cat-pun:

smorch

babyyfirefly:

Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden

cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $

shittyidea:

Install clapper lights in a movie theatre

(Source: shittyidea)

itsagifnotagif:

A few of my best snapchats from the end of 2016

Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

amarwsabe3kawekeb:

This is so specific I’m screaming who hurt you

avpdbpdkaneki:

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

(Source: avpdkaneki)

eearth:

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

shittyidea:

Renaming all the bus and train stops as the city they’re in

(Source: champagnepadre)

shittyidea:

Pads on a thong

tevvintersoldier:

itsagifnotagif:

iloveyoupleaseleave:

justbadpuns:

itsagifnotagif:

somanypastlives:

itsagifnotagif:

Ayy spamming new followers on instagram with likes. (Insta: itsagifnotagif)

I thought I was already a follower and apparently I wasn’t so I went and I followed and this dude really did spam with some likes he do not lie.

I did say

this is my personal account so go wild

Holy shit he’s not lyin for real. Hope you enjoyed an over-abundance of pics of my cats.

loved them

the only honest person left in this world tbh

qettsiiyahh:

jannesinjrv:

internets-bests:

enter–the–voidd:

qualitees:

only1600kids:

I NEED THIS

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

I need this!

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

It’s like it was made just for me 🙌